UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Parasuit
You remove your prison suit and attempt to use it as a parachute. That's not likely to work at all (You don't say?), but you end up accidentally letting go of the suit anyway.
"NOOOOOOOOO! AFTER ALL THE ADVENTURES WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, ALL THE THINGS WE HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING ABANDON ME! IN THE SKY! I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND, YOU TWISTED ASSHOLE!", you yell to your prison suit.
"NOOOOOOOOO! AFTER ALL THE ADVENTURES WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, ALL THE THINGS WE HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING ABANDON ME! IN THE SKY! I WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND, YOU TWISTED ASSHOLE!", it yells back.
Even in a journey as insane as this one, you definitely didn't expect an article of clothing, much less your trusty prison suit, to yell at you!
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