UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SkyShack

Hey everyone!
It's me, the famed Sky Shack. Me and my identical twin brothers are all very pleased to learn that you've finally decided to let that stinky shirt go.
Wait, what do you mean it'll turn up soon, and that you dropped it accidentally?
But that doesn't matter. You're a good pal of ours. I'll help you dive into my door, then I can carry you to the ground safely. How's that?

Fighting Darth Vader, getting yelled at by a prison vest, and being saved by a flying shack. This day can't get any weirder, right?

• Wrong! But have a checkpoint, bro. You've been through a lot.