UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OrcaSacrifice

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You jump into the icy-cold water. The orca then eats you, but it makes sure to swallow you whole so that you don't die. In fact, it doesn't even swallow you. It just goes over to Yakutat and spits you out on the shore.

This could have gone wrong in so many ways, so consider yourself extremely lucky.

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