UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OpossumCall

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Kiggum
Niggum

You yell "AAAAAAAAAA!", and miraculously, an OPOSSUM appears. This OPOSSUM knows a small amount of English.

"Who you?"

"I'm John," you tell the OPOSSUM.

"John you. Kiggum me. If you want go Moxin, come together me and me friend. Niggum him."

"Nice to meet you, Kiggum and Niggum."

Niggum waves hi. You give Niggum an awkward stare due to what his name sounds like. Niggum stares back, looking confused.

"Why is you see at me like that?"

Niggum's English seems to be slightly better than Kiggum's.

"Sorry."

"Nothing bad is that."

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