UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Squawdeer

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Kiggum
Niggum

You call for the Squaw Deer by editing Make it to Ketchikan. The OPOSSUMs stare at you strangely, so you then tell them:

"I'm just summoning the Squaw Deer, maybe he'll help me get to Moxin more quickly."

"Why you make-come us if no you want use us? You only make useless us time," complains Kiggum.

"Now we are make not useless our time! We eat you!", yells Niggum.

"You look like good in tongue, mmm," the two say in unison.

They lick your bones clean within five minutes.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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