UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/No(oke)

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Always remember: if a guy claims to have access to nuclear bombs, he probably doesn't have nuclear bombs.

But if a Bostonian claims to have access to nuclear bombs, that's a whole different story.

The entire Alaska panhandle is evacuated. Fallout from the explosion causes dogs to grow extra heads as far south as Vancouver, and as far west as Anchorage.

The fragile ecosystem of Southeast Alaska has been destroyed entirely, but with all those bears and wolves and angry moose, that's probably for the better.

And last but not least,


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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