UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Negative IQ
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You fucking retard. You crayon-eating, slobbering doofus.
Alaska doesn't fuck around, bitch.
Alaska will toss you around and chew you up, then spit you right back out. Alaska grinds your bones and eats 'em for breakfast. Every single fucking day. The lower 48 or even most of Canada isn't actively out for your blood like Alaska is.
As a newcomer in the state, you must learn this. Or else you will fucking die.
Even if the fjord was narrow enough for you puny arms to swim across, your miserable ass would still have likely been eaten by an angry whale, crushed in the bore tides, or worse. But you were lucky to die by the least badass of the possible ways to die out here: drowning.
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