UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Metlakatla

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Post_card._View_of_Metlakahtla%2C_Alaska._-_NARA_-_297343.jpgWelcome to Metlakatla, Alaska! This is the only settlement on Annette Island, and it's built accordingly; there are defenses set up around the entire town, presumabely to ward off any stray grues, Olulas, Minccinos and sea serpents wandering about. Luckily you get in without any problems since you're an actual human being.[citation needed]

A checkpoint? You want a checkpoint? Well, tough luck, buddy. There isn't one here.

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