UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Matrixlogoff
You log out of the Matrix… you forgot that you had any sort of a life outside of it. Well, you realize that, even in real life, you still don't have a life. You have Googzilla Chromerfox running in a different window, and you see that Uncyclopedia is loaded up in three different tabs.
You truly have no life.
Was this whole Ojai thing a dream, or more accurately, a digital simulation? What about the mission to get to Ketchikan? The moccasins? The Aracuans? The bus train to Salt Lake City Moccasinia?
wait… it's scientifically proven that the Matrix never needs to be updated and it doesn't crash. Ever. This has to be a trick of the eye. This "real life" is the real simulation. The glitch storm is real, and you only know one being that could have caused this.
Luna…
She's still raging about being banished from Moccasinia and the Earth.
Luna…
how could She ever return?
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