UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LeadMob
You lead the mob, which is still yelling "YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!", towards Ketchikan. They don't know what Yankees have to do with Ketchikan, and frankly, they don't care, either.
After about five minutes, a mysterious creature arrives. He's a bit late to the party. But in accordance with an ancient Chinese proverb, he's burning your dog.
KABOOM!
That crash-land was the end of both you and your Yankee-hating comrades. Well, not all of them were actually anti-Yankee, some really hated the Red Sox and were only yelling "YANKEES SUCK" because the others were.
After the survivors of the dog-induced explosion regained sanity due to your absence, they descended into civil war between Yankees and Sox fans. You could even say there was a schism.
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