UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Ketostail

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Ketos Cheetos?

You flop as fast as you can towards Ketos's tail, trying to get a good bite on it. But Ketos is much bigger, faster and stronger than you ever were or ever will be. To taunt you, he leaps over, grabs your tail and bites it off. He then leaves you behind; once you have bled to death, you will become his next meal.

THERE IS NO WAY TO DEFEAT KETOS, FIND A DIFFERENT ROUTE.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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