UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KayakKablammo

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You paddle as fast as you can in your kayak, eager to reach Yakutat. As a result of this, you quickly become tired as heck. Not to mention that your arms got ripped out of their sockets, making you unable to paddle any further.

You are now stranded in the middle of the ocean with arms that don't even work. With no realistic ways to return ashore, you just say, "fuck it", jump into the ocean, and intentionally drown yourself.

You know you'll just respawn anyway…


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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