UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Ignorca
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You ignorca the orca.
Consider yourca choices poorca.
Your life is a bore-ca.
You or-can't take it any more-ca.
So you just lie on the iceberg, waiting for-ca your inevitable death.
But you die not by freezing to death, nor by starvation:
The orca that you ignored-ca made a big splash, resulting a wave that knocked you off the iceberg.
Your-ca corpse sinks down to the seafloor-ca.
What are you waiting for-ca? Suffer some more-ca!