UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HitTheShit

You don't look like the polar bear in this picture. You look much more like the pile of shit to its left.

You hit the shit out of yourself. You are now bruised and bleeding on the road next to Bellingham. In fact, you literally hit the shit out of yourself.

So now, you're a bruised, shit-covered... thing... on the road. Yeah, after those bruises, you could barely even be called human anymore. You're now more of just a blob of shit, flesh and blood on the road.

Ok, maybe that's human enough. But miraculously, you're not dead!

You may:

• Slither down the road as a blob of shit, flesh and blood
• Hit a blunt
• Attempt to mold yourself back into a vaguely human form