UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/HitBlunt

If you wanna get toked up enough to want to eat your own fucking hand off, all you have to do is inhale the air here. Not a single joint required, It's doesn't just smell like weed, but it's also full of meth, coke, heroin, LSD, and just about everything else. The purest smell of the Pacific Northwest, like, well, I'm going to go and fuck a chicken, bro. It's gonna be fucking awesome. And when I'm done, I'm gonna eat it as well, completely raw.
You fall asleep. When you wake up, you're in a dumpster with bite marks all over your hand and the word "cowfuck" etched into a nearby wall.

You may:

• Hit the road
• Hit the shit out of yourself