UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Google

You attempt to Google the Sampo's location...

Well, what a shame, you can't even Google things. You see, Pohjola has zero internet connection at all. There's a good chance that nobody who lives there has even heard of the internet.

But being the fool you are, you spent fifteen whole minutes, out there in well-below freezing temperature, nearly motionless, waiting for your browser to load.

And it's so cold out here that it only takes fifteen minutes for you to freeze to death.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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