UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GoatseIdol

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The cursed idol
You take the Goatse Idol. It is, of course, cursed. Your asshole is suddenly being stretched wide, open and red by Kirk Johnson's astral body.

The astral Kirk Johnson then sends out his brother, who possesses the OMEGA CHODE, the largest chode of all: fifty inches wide and forty-four inches long. Kirk's brother then forces the OMEGA CHODE into your anus, causing your already-stretched pelvic bone to explode.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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