UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/GGG-4

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You are now in the middle of a forest… of blood. In this forest, you find the promised hot spring, which is also made of fizzing, sizzling blood. You must swim across the blood spring in order to reach the Gerber Fortress, in which you will obviously find Gerber baby products of some sort.

You now know for sure that you are living in a childish, poorly-written creepypasta, made for fucking babies, just like Gerber. 754px-Red_Lake%2C_Ontario%2C_Canada%3B_Fishing_%28I0014752%29.jpg

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