UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FogMercy
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Now, while we're on the topic of badgers, we narrators must compare the fog to a honey badger- it doesn't give a shit. And besides, it can't speak English anyway, so your pleading means absolute nothing to the fog.

Anyway, is it really even alive, like the Caravan says it is? It's quite something to ponder.
But back to the Were-Badger! Since you're lost in your thoughts, it seized its opportunity to leap out and devour you, right in front of the Caravan.
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