UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Flopfurtherashore

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Ketos Cheetos?

With the mind of a land-dwelling being still in you, you flop ashore as quickly as you can on your squishy seal body.

You squeeze between two trees that Ketos is too big to get through. And he wouldn't dare go inland anyway.

However, being a seal, you are really damn tired from squirming uphill. You have no nimble legs, just tiny flippers and the ability to flop around. You're now stuck several hundred feet inland, too tired to get back. After you have starved to death, Ketos will wait for your corpse to roll down back to the coast.

THERE IS NO WAY TO DEFEAT KETOS, FIND A DIFFERENT ROUTE.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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