UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Floatinwater

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960px-Iceberg_in_the_Arctic_with_its_underside_exposed.jpgYou just float around in the icy Gulf of Alaska. What an easy way to die. However, you do not die from drowning or freezing to death, surprisingly: instead you get squished by a whale.

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Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. The whale just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include doing absolutely nothing in the icy-cold water.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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