UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FightOfALifetime

The Raccoons

The Curious One	The Horny One	The Robotic One	The Cowardly One	The Other One
19/19	19/19	19/19	19/19	19/19

Player HP: 48/48

Items: A deer carcass and a rusty ax

<insert name here>, time to put the "laughter" in "slaughter".

As always happens during a tense moment with a Bostonian, "Shipping up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys starts playing for no reason. It may also be playing because of the clover in the background. Either way, it's gonna be fun, motherfucker.

Which raccoon do you wish to attack?

The Curious One
Moccasin Slap Here's Johnny!

The Horny One
Moccasin Slap Here's Johnny!

The Robotic One
Moccasin Slap Here's Johnny!

The Cowardly One
Moccasin Slap Here's Johnny!

The Other One
Moccasin Slap Here's Johnny!

Alternatively, you may unleash your:

• Deer Carcass Magic:
  • Slaughterwave
  • Scramble
  • NO U!
  • Health Gamble
    

or:

• Regular Defensive Moves:
  • Sidestep
  • Flee