UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Field Sign

Watch out!

You read the sign. While you are relieved that there aren’t actually auto-aiming sniper rifles to shoot at you, your gut tells you one and only one thing:

I’d better get the fuck out of here A.S.A.P.

You may:

• Kill yourself
• Head north
• Call on the Great God Mokkááwsen