UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Fakejohngive

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You decide to give the fake John your moccasins (and your socks), perhaps that will calm him down. You are now moccasinless. Well, he walks away, while you have to walk down the road barefoot. It really fucking hurts. Your feet are burning on the sidewalks by day…

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