UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ExploreIsland

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960px-Beach_at_Portage_on_Quartermaster_Harbor_on_the_neck_between_Vashon_and_Maury_Islands_-_01.jpg You are on Portage Island, based on what the signs say. It's a pretty small island, and a nice place to walk around, but as it turns out, it isn't even an island... it's connected to the mainland by a narrow strip of sand. Someone built a driftwood hut on the beach, and you nearly kicked it over, not so accidentally.

You could have just walked here, goddammit. Ain't you a doofus. Now you're super-ultra tired from swimming and you have no idea how you're gonna take on whatever the fuck lies ahead of you.

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