UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ExplainWhatCheetosAre

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Ketos Cheetos?

You attempt to explain what Cheetos are to Ketos. With the Sealese language's tiny vocabulary, as well as your poor grasp of it, your efforts are doomed to fail.

"Ketos euhgh-gihhsh haaagh, euhgh Cheetos aaagh..."

You've tried to convey that Cheetos are something that the creatures of the land eat in the normal dimension, but since Ketos thinks that "Cheetos" is just a nickname for him, he now believes that you are telling him to go to your home dimension and be eaten by creatures of the land.

Obviously, this pisses him off, so he eats you almost immediately.

THERE IS NO WAY TO DEFEAT KETOS, FIND A DIFFERENT ROUTE.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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