UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/EatDoritos

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800px-Alaska_Marine_Highway_%283%29.jpg You put one sentient Dorito into your mouth. If Doritos had mouths, the other Doritos would be screaming. However, they cannot do this, so they must fight instead. They then summon a giant army of Doritos to destroy you. You are soon literally buried in Doritos.

Someone soon walks past the great big pile of Doritos that covers your corpse, awfully confused.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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