UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DoritoTell

This is the moccasin police! You're under arrest!

Come on, can't we just shoot him already? This job isn't fun anymore.

He's wanted for way too many things.

...... ------ ??????

You run from the sentient Doritos and tell the captain about them. He laughs about how outlandish and stupid your story is, before realizing…

Wait, you're John, aren't you? The guy who stole a kayak from the rentals in Whittier, and is already wanted in four states for unauthorized possession of moccasins! I saw your face on a sign earlier. The captain quickly calls the Moccasin Police.

"No, I'm not John!" you lie in desperation, speaking in a creaky high-pitched voice.

It's too late for your games, those damn penguins are already here. They seize you, obviously.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔸𝕣𝕖 ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕀𝕟 𝕄𝕠𝕔𝕔𝕒-𝕁𝕒𝕚𝕝

You may:

• Use your "get out of jail free" Monopoly card
• Restart
• Quit