UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Crashintoeagle
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Up above the coast of British Columbia, not far from Elk Falls Provincial Park, the area's five or six residents have witnessed a rather odd event... A pregnant man has crashed into a bald eagle in the sky, causing the heads of both to disintegrate into giblets. Local authorities are still scratching their heads over how such a bizarre aerial battle could have occured. Initially, this was believed to have been a skydiving accident, but after the man was found to be carrying no skydiving gear at all, the new consensus shifted to the collision being part of an attempted suicide. Well, this new explanation still seems unlikely, but if it was the case, that attempt was obviously successful.
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