UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Continue (ShotAracuan)2

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MOQASYN: Hello?

YOU (John): Hello, this is John. You don't know me, but I hear you can help me get to Ketchikan?

MOQASYN: Yes. I see. Sure, I'll help you. If you can make it to Salt Lake City, I have a pal who can loan you cash for a plane ticket. Call me when you get there. I have traced your call and my drone sees your car has just had its catalytic converter stolen. Good luck getting that replaced!

YOU: Wh-what?

MOQASYN: Write this down. There's a bus station a few miles down the road and you can stow away on a bus to Salt Lake. Or you can try taking your car without the cat converter.

YOU: I'm almost out of time. I'll call you when I get there. Bye!

MOQASYN: REMEMBER! DO NOT SPEAK TO-- »Click«

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