UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Confront Jimbo

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Jimbo Wales at his temporary office at the Private Jet Terminal

You, being a decent person, try to convince Jimbo Wales to give you money. He keeps his wallet in a locked pocket, so you have to impress him. You pick up a map and open it in his face. Reading it aloud, you scream.

"I AM THE GHOST OF THE...," you squint at it, "1978 SAN FRANCISCO FAA SECTIONAL AERONAUTICAL CHART! GIVE ME MONEY!"

Jimmy Wales is not impressed. "That might work on my brother Salew Obmij, but not on me! Begone, foul demon!"

"WELL I CAN DRENCH YOU IN JET FUEL... NEVER MIND IT SMELLS TOO BAD. YECHH!"

"What are you? I need to make a wikia site about you!"

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