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HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!!! 
CHARGE!!!!
You and the Man with an Ass for a Face and a Face for an Ass charge at the bear-thing at the same time- you're holding a gun and the Ass-Faced Face-Assed Man is charging up the most powerful face-fart he can.
You are still no match for the might of the bear.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕
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