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You call on the power of the sea turtle cult you so conveniently stole this story from. In a rather predictable turn of events, they turn out to still be pissed off at you stealing their sacred story, so both they and Chuck Norris kill you brutally.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕
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