UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CACATONEDITUCAN

You try to get gay married. However, you need both a loving partner of the same gender and a lasting long-term relationship with said partner in order to actually succeed with this option.

You try to propose to Chuck Norris, but he gets so offended that he kicks your head so hard it splits the atoms inside, blowing both you, Chuck, the Aracuan and the story up completely and irradiating the area for the next 80+ years. The sea turtles remain unharmed though.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit