UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CACANEDITOTUCAN

You command the Aracuan to beat the fuck out of Chuck Norris for you. So he unleashes his full powers and goes absolutely crazy all over Chuck. Needless to say, the Aracuan has won the battle.

But he quickly turns around to you and says "YUO ARE OF LAZY BUMS! YUO ARE OF SAME BLOOD AS STINKING BOURGEOISIE!". You don't know what the fuck any of this means, but he unleashes his full powers onto you too.

As you are dying of blood loss, you can faintly see a mysterious Spaniard guy pointing a gun at the Aracuan. Your last thought before death is "wow, he sure looks like a proper lazy bum".

You then actually die.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit