UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CACADENITOTUCAN

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You kill and eat the Aracuan before he can even react. He tastes like absolute shit, but you're at least able to fight Chuck Norris now, right?

Wrong. Chuck poisoned the Aracuan's corpse, so now you're lying on the floor, writhing in extreme pain as Chuck casually walks away. Of all the ways you expected to die against this guy, this was not one of them.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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