UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AmericanRaft

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

You build a raft out of purely 'Murican logs while several bald eagles and Uncle Sam stare down at you from the skies. These logs are too 'Murican for a place called "British Columbia", so they drift straight towards Alaska by themselves. In the distance, you can still see those poor Soviet commie logs all rot away. Probably a bunch of deranged Redditors who will never appreciate the land of school shooters, obesity and ridiculous hospital bills.

All that stuff's just the price of liberty, and we will LIVE and DIE by the red, white and blue.

You may:

• Proceed into Alaska