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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: EPIC Moves: WIN!


> You couldn't have "seen" the time, Mr Savage!

Frank
Oh yeah? Why is that?


> According to the evidence and case summary, The Thinker statue doubles up as an audio clock. You have been lying to us the whole time!

Payne
OBJECTION! The defense is coming up with baseless conjectures!


> Baseless? Mr Savage changes his testimony twice, and can't get either of them right!

Frank
So I must have heard the time! The clock must have been beeping or something!


> Your Honor, the witness is lying again. The clock couldn't have just beeped on its own!

Judge
And you know this how?