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| Jeanix White: Ace Attorney | Score: WOO! | Moves: HOO! | 
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 The judge takes the clock, fiddles around with it, and boinks it on the head. The Thinker ClockI think the time is 8:25 hours. JudgeHuh, the only way to work this clock is to boink it on the head. MollyYour Honor, the defense asks the court the time. JudgeWhy, the time is....11:25 P.M! Mr Savage! FrankYour Honor?! JudgeDid YOU kill Cindy Bricks?! 
 FrankWait...w...w...w...w...what? JudgeAre you the real murderer of Cindy Bricks? FrankYour Honor, why would you- Judge First off, you give the court three false testimonies! Secondly, you couldn't have heard the time on this clock without hitting it on the head, perhaps the way you hit it on the victim's head!And thirdly, this clock is three hours slow! Which would explain how YOU got the time of her death wrong! FrankNo! NO! It was Butz! I swear it! I...I...er! 
 PayneOh, boy. JudgeAnswer my question, Mr Savage! Did you or did you not murder Cindy Bricks! FrankI...I...er....I....n-n-n-no. No! I didn't! JudgeProve it. FrankBut Your Honor, the saying innocent unt- JudgeProve it, or I indict you! FrankThe day of the murder! JudgeWhat about it? FrankHow do you know the clock was slow the day of the murder? JudgeHuh. Good point. FrankYou can't indict me if you can't prove the clock was three hours behind on that day! MollyOBJECTION! Your Honor, the clock was not three hours slow on that day! JudgeExcuse me? MollyThe Thinker clock follows the 24-hour format, not the 12-hour one. If we take that into account while calculating the time, the clock is actually moving nine hours fast! FrankThree hours, nine hours! What difference does it make! 
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