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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: WOO! Moves: HOO!


> Try sounding the clock, Your Honor.

The judge takes the clock, fiddles around with it, and boinks it on the head.

The Thinker Clock
I think the time is 8:25 hours.
Judge
Huh, the only way to work this clock is to boink it on the head.
Molly
Your Honor, the defense asks the court the time.
Judge
Why, the time is....11:25 P.M! Mr Savage!
Frank
Your Honor?!
Judge
Did YOU kill Cindy Bricks?!


> Nice move, Molly!

Frank
Wait...w...w...w...w...what?
Judge
Are you the real murderer of Cindy Bricks?
Frank
Your Honor, why would you-
Judge

First off, you give the court three false testimonies!

Secondly, you couldn't have heard the time on this clock without hitting it on the head, perhaps the way you hit it on the victim's head!

And thirdly, this clock is three hours slow! Which would explain how YOU got the time of her death wrong!
Frank
No! NO! It was Butz! I swear it! I...I...er!


> Your promises don't hold much weight anymore, Mr Savage.

Payne
Oh, boy.
Judge
Answer my question, Mr Savage! Did you or did you not murder Cindy Bricks!
Frank
I...I...er....I....n-n-n-no. No! I didn't!
Judge
Prove it.
Frank
But Your Honor, the saying innocent unt-
Judge
Prove it, or I indict you!
Frank
The day of the murder!
Judge
What about it?
Frank
How do you know the clock was slow the day of the murder?
Judge
Huh. Good point.
Frank
You can't indict me if you can't prove the clock was three hours behind on that day!
Molly
OBJECTION! Your Honor, the clock was not three hours slow on that day!
Judge
Excuse me?
Molly
The Thinker clock follows the 24-hour format, not the 12-hour one. If we take that into account while calculating the time, the clock is actually moving nine hours fast!
Frank
Three hours, nine hours! What difference does it make!


> It makes all the difference in the world.
This is it! Find the piece of evidence that ties in Molly's theory with the details of the case, and you will nail Frank Savage and clear your friend Butz's name in one fell swoop!