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 Jeanix White: Ace Attorney Score: Wait for it Moves: Wait for it


> Your Honor, the defense would like to draw the court's attention to Cindy's visa. It explicitly warns US citizens of the nine-hour difference between the time zones of here and France.

Judge
What do you have to say about that, Mr Savage?
Frank
Shit! Shit shit shit shit shit SHIT!!!! Fuck this court! Fuck that goddamn bitch! Just had to walk in on me when I was looking inside, could have gotten to her jewelry box too! Fucking bitch didn't believe I was a newspaper guy for a second! I had to deal with her! I fucking HAD TO!


> Ah, so you're not a newspaper salesman after all!

Judge

Baliff, take Mr Savage into custody. And as far as Mr Butz is concerned, I am directing a verdict of

***NOT GUILTY***

We are adjourned.

"Wait. Is that it? The trial's over?" Butz says once you're all outside the courtroom.


> Yep. You're a free man!

"You did a splendid job there, Jeanix!" Molly says, "In fact, I think you're one of the best attorneys at my firm!"


> blush

"Aw, look at you!" says Butz, "Did you know he always blushes when a pretty girl complements him?"

"I don't mind. Blushes can be a powerful motivator."

"Speaking of pretty girls, though...Cindy did a real number on me, huh?" says Butz, his mood falling.

"I wouldn't really agree with you, there, you know." says Molly.

"What do you mean?" says Butz.

"You're forgetting a piece of evidence that shows just how much you meant to her, Butz."


> Wait, he is?

"Yeah! Why don't you tell him, Jeanix?"