UnGames:Infinite Loop/kitten
Why the hell would you want to huff a kitten now, you idiot? You're about to have one of the most intense playing experiences of your life and all you can think about is huffing a kitten?! Damn it! Don't you want to complete this game? Don't you want to beat the Infinite Loop? Or are you just here for the kittens? Get your priorities straight, you druggie! Real men don't concentrate on kitten huffing - they concentrate on completing video games! Now get back there and play the best you can, and feel ashamed of yourself that you ever, even considered huffing a kitten!
I know this great place where you can get kittens really cheap, yeah, take a look here. Yeah, you like?
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