UnGames:Escape from Ojai/Sleep outside

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The moccasin snake, the culprit of your bite.

You lie down on the ground and try to sleep. Unfortunately, the (hard, rocky) ground you tried to sleep on has a snake on it. You try to use the moccasin to attack the snake, but it is a moccasin snake and thus immune to the moccasin. It bites you, you scream ([[AAAAAAAAA!]]) and you rapidly begin to drift in and out of consciousness. (Well, at least you managed to fall asleep!)

When you awaken, it's morning. You are extremely weak and you know you are going to die if you don't get help fast. Unfortunately, you aren't strong enough to call for help. You try to hail a passing caravan, but the lead camel startles, distracting everyone in the caravan.

You begin to despair, and look at the moccasin you have in your hand. "This might be a hallucination, but is the moccasin glowing?" you say to yourself. "Eat me!" the moccasin seems to call. Or is it "Kill yourself with me"?

Note: This is bananas! Take it crazy!