The Schnappian-Liechtensteinian War

Liechtenstein be like after getting ABSOLUTELY REKKED at the battle for Vaduz

The Schnappian-Liechsteinian War is an ongoing military conflict which started in January of 1964. The conflict involves the Schnappian Armed Forces fighting the Liechtensteinian Unarmed Child Slave Soldiers.

The Schnappian government declared war on the Liechtenstein State for still having a monarchy with a Prince who looks like 'the town dork who bashes his head against a wall every night' - General Secretary of the Schnappian Party, and it swore to arrest every Liechtensteinian citizens for being homicidal mass-child killers, whom got freed by the Bavarians from Schnappian prisons (known as the Moe Lester incident) in the year 1806.

The Schnappian government also claimed, since Liechtenstein isn't a recognized country, they're not actually waging war, so any so called "war crimes" committed in Liechtensteinian territory doesn't count and if you say otherwise you will get targeted by the A.S.S (Secret Service of the Schnappian State) who will end your puny life.

The capital of Liechteinstein, Vaduz, is facing heavy bombardment by toilet paper, which caused the terrible toilet paper shortage of 2021 to become a fact. On the toilet paper which is used to bombard the capital, is written "Liechtenstein sucks ass and big balls!"

So far, this was has been comparably bloody to The GI Joe-Transformers War.

Bill Nye stated that the chances of Liechtenstein winning this war are like his chances of continuing to be able to hide his bald spot.

Bloody battle at Vaduz

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The bloodiest battle of this conflict was in the capital of Liechtenstein, Vaduz. The Liechtensteinian fought cowardly in a last ditch cheap effort to save the city, however, tragically (not really), all of them got bombed to bits.