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The Great Liechtenstein-Luxembourg War
Location
Result The Lietchensteiners won
Belligerents
Luxembourg Liechtenstein
Units involved
69 Liechtenstein Troops and 10 WBC homophobes 666 Luxembourger Troopss
Casualties and losses
4 Lietchensteiners 9 Luxembourgers

Due to the 666 Luxembourger troops, The Westboro Baptist Church got extremely pissed, because it was the devil's number. According to the WBC, the devil is Gay, so the WBC joined Liechtenstein and made them win. Using the Westboro Baprist Church's power of pissing people off, Lietchenstein won the War.