Template:I think I won Zork

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You may have actually won Zork

“You have won Zork”
~ Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”
~ Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”
~ Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.