Template:I think I won Zork
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You may have actually won Zork
“You have won Zork”
– Captain Obvious on what you have done.
“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”
– Darth Vader on you winning Zork.
“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”
– Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.
For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.
Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.