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Temporary IP Block

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Are you not affected by this block? Too bad. You probably did something wrong. Otherwise your IP would not be blocked.

The IP address or range 192.0.0.1 has been blocked (disabled) by The Right Honourable Admin starting 1 January 1970, 00:00 for the following reason(s):

Some reason

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.
Come back on 31 December 2099, 11:03.

You might be able to use your user talk page or email administrators and other editors, but it could be also blocked.

You were more than likely banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.[Note 1]

After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact Admin or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block.[Note 2]

Your IP address is 192.0.0.1. If you have an actual user name, please include this in any queries you make, along with your SSN, a credit card number, and any bank account numbers you have.

If you'd like to see the log of your ban, the reason, duration, and time of issuance can be found in the block list and the block log.

It may be possible to plead your case on your talk page, over IRC, or on our Discord server if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log in with the same username you use here, and start begging.

NOTE: If you were blocked by the abuse filter, this is usually because the filter is suspecting that you are a spambot. If this is not the case, please contact an admin as described above, and someone will help resolve your case as soon as possible. Additionally, a more detailed explanation of why you have been blocked can be found at the abuse filter userpage.

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Indefinite Account Block

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This does not affect your ability to read Uncyclopedia.

The account Blocked user has been blocked (disabled) by The Right Honourable Admin starting 1 January 1970, 00:00 for the following reason(s):

Some reason

You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.
See you never. (Or see below to appeal.)

You might be able to use your user talk page or email administrators and other editors, but it could be also blocked.

You were more than likely banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.[Note 3]

After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact Admin or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block.[Note 4]

Your IP address is 192.0.0.1. If you have an actual user name, please include this in any queries you make, along with your SSN, a credit card number, and any bank account numbers you have.

If you'd like to see the log of your ban, the reason, duration, and time of issuance can be found in the block list and the block log.

It may be possible to plead your case on your talk page, over IRC, or on our Discord server if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log in with the same username you use here, and start begging.

NOTE: If you were blocked by the abuse filter, this is usually because the filter is suspecting that you are a spambot. If this is not the case, please contact an admin as described above, and someone will help resolve your case as soon as possible. Additionally, a more detailed explanation of why you have been blocked can be found at the abuse filter userpage.

Useful Links


  1. Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.
  2. Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban extended indefinitely.
  3. Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.
  4. Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban extended indefinitely.