Talk:Xbox 360

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The Xbox Sucks[edit source]

The Xbox Sucks yes I repeated myself get over it anyway the Xbox is for noobs

Satan made a pack with Bill Gates that he would give him extreme intellegince for the price of his soul when Satan came to collect his soul Bill offered to give him hundreds of souls if he let him live now every time someone buys an Xbox Xbox 360 or Xbox Mobile Satan gains more power and you don't want that do you?

  • "Satan made a pack with Bill Gates..." Oh dear me, yes. This is what I like to see. --Anyone 17:39, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
    • I'll repeat myself as well. I fucking hate fanboys. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:42, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
      • Well everyone Fricking frickety frick fracking Hates you Hinoa and at least Fanboys have freinds unlike you.
        • Where's your proof of that? Oh wait, wrong -pedia; I concur!
          Seriously though, is it necessary to act stupid, just to show the all-powerfullness of the Wii over any other console that gets in its path? --scaley1234 20:29, 24 October 2006 (UTC).
          • to the PISS (wii) console can anyone say shit graphics
          • haha Xbox is gay sega should have never went out of business! Fuckin' Sexbox!!!
            • They didn't, they stopped making consoles... --scaley1234 15:05, 24 December 2006 (UTC).
              • PS3? yes. Xbox? No. Wii? Puu. Skeelz 20:18, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Unless you like Halo...[edit source]

The Xbox is the most useless console ever.

Respnose:FUZ YOU MURMENR IT ROCKS LOLZ

Agreed, this should be added into the article.

Trivia Game[edit source]

This radio show is Irken approved.

The picture of the Pink Xbox[edit source]

I believe that it would be better to put this as its caption:

Design, in response to the "Pink is the new black" statement.

Stupid part.[edit source]

The "I JUST WASTED MY MONEY ON A PS3" part is not funny it's stupid and isn't even related to Xbox 360, obviously some idiot with the humor of a dead pig thought it should be there, but it'll be gone before I leave this page.

Xbox Global Warning[edit source]

Is the Xbox Really a global warning What do you think ? --RandomVirus 08:57, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Youtube vid DELETED![edit source]

DELETED! As it is clearly the product of a PS3 fanboy... --Paco 07:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Protect[edit source]

This article gets vandalized 394,023,492,391 times a second, I think it needs to be protected from new/unregistered users. Theres probably a page for requesting this, but I cant find it. That Guy Behind You 21:41, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

xbox can take it[edit source]

had the cunt for like a week then stpuid fans stopped working and dickhead me lost all the warranty shit so i had to fix it myself --Durryman 23:16, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

ohh yea and to the first comment

HAIL SATAN

hes gona ass fuck you with his lubed up poker for the rest of eternity lol --Durryman 23:19, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

as an xbox 360 fanboy[edit source]

i think thats pretty funny lol... even tough it was written by a ps3 fanboy

whatever happened to the awesome xbox page???[edit source]

as a newly registered user, i visited my all time favourite uncyclopedia page to find 2 of the pictures remaining, and one small paragraph of funny drivel about bill gates. then i scroll up and find a load of crap some idiot thought would be a good replacement for comments on the xbox 360 (my ex box, the crashbox please fix me, etc) and a load of stuff about how xboxes contain black holes and so on. y? the link at the bottom of my page right now says "be funny and not just stupid", something i think someone should have heeded here. as such i feel it necessary to post my complaints regarding this.

Random Observation[edit source]

I like how after rewriting this page into something a bit more neutral than the obvious fanboy battlefield it was before, there haven't been any more redundant arguments on this talk page. Not meaning to sound smug, but I think I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. --Matfen 10:21, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

That would be sensible, but this is uncyclopedia. 118.90.140.249 11:49, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

True dat. --Matfen 11:53, March 9, 2010 (UTC)