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Utahn man goes on a Utah rampage

Utah, you been ranked the top #1 state to live according to the good people in Forbes magaazine for like, the 30th time. What you gonna do now?

"I'm NOT going to Disneyland...not Disney World...and I'm a missionairy on an one-year dream trip in Eritrea!!! WHOO HOO YEAH BABY!"

- Steve Young, Utah-born, INbred and raised, and great-great-great-great-grandchild of the GREAT Brigham Young, he's the football alumni of the namesake university and the GRAND San Francisco 49'ers.

Note: Disney corporation may love Gays but at least the founder hates Jews. + 71.102.12.55 04:20, December 9, 2010 (UTC)