Talk:Random humour

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Loch Ness

• If you press F5 enough you'll find something like that. I say this: ~ Ghelæ^talk_contribs 07:33, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

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Time to get a new camera.

Okay, I'm sorry, even though the Uncyclopedia is suppposed to be funny, the "Jesus Loves This Article" template is just plain wrong. it's not funny, it's not even stupid, it's just plain wrong.--24.162.85.5 12:00, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Vandalism

This page is starting to look like Vandalism/example. We need some form of order, even if just to disambiguate the two. Jedibob5 23:38, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Decrufted about 5,000 bytes from the article. Semi-protected. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:17, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

New Page

The quotes are funny, but they're starting to gradually take over the page. It is scaring me. Maybe an article on "Random Quotes" would be better than dumping them all here. DONKEY DICK Jimmy the Hellhound 13:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

WTF asshole?!?!?!?

why does the random page redirect here? that page was fucking halarious, why did you do this to the best page in the history of time? faggots.

Well, I'm disappointed to see it go, too. Random humor and Random are two very different things, and for random to be huffed is just absolutely unjustifiable. I'd like it back. --The Dit 04:06, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

this page isn't funny at all. any dipshit with half a brain could have written this. stupid, not funny. 75.45.179.178 00:03, 23 July 2007 (UTC)tilde

Ban the random hatter >:(

The Only thing Ive found funny on this site is the randomness, take that away and this site is just a lump of shit BRING BACK RANDOMNESS!and blue bunnes that give birth to large massive flying dumpster trucks that shoot out rays of george bush onto bag-a-stan XXYSOFHSJ!!1! Jibbily Jibbily Jibbily Mr.ZinkyWinks 06:48, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, yeah, it's not that funny. Let me look over it and see what I can do. --Heisanevilgenius 18:07, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes but if you consider that sony and cash for gold are intended to rid south africa of flesh eating receptionists, you'll see the addition of prehistoric awful men in the mix. The fact that hellen kellar has survived so many nights warding off witches in the outback is amazing. It is her ability to distinguish lemon flavored bear crap from epsom salt is what makes her a pioneer in the field of architecture.

If we focus on micheal phelps' drug addictions we see the addition of sweet weather forcasts for neverland ranch. Remember the alamo when you think of a zombie eating a feline.

Irony

The irony in this is that I was directed to this arcane and obscure bit through the random article button... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:56, March 6, 2012 (UTC)