Talk:Infinite Loop

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I didn't know this existed when I made my pages on F9 and F11. Sorry. -LSK

i did th action scrips thing. it almost froze!--75.63.18.3 06:00, 29 January 2009 (UTC)


ZOMGFTWBBQ[edit source]

Blue_Ball_Factory.gif

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i will have to stare at that for hours to know whats happening

Java[edit source]

Hey, how did you guys overlook these?

/**
 * One version of the infinite loop.
 * Who gives a shit about the javadocs?
 */
class InfiniteLoop1 {
  public static void main (String[] args) {
    for (;;)
      System.out.println("In Soviet Russia, System.out prints YOU!!");
  }
}

/**
 * Another version of the infinite loop.
 * Who gives a shit about the javadocs?
 */
class InfiniteLoop2 {
  public static void main (String[] args) {
    while (true)
      System.out.println("In Soviet Russia, System.out prints YOU!!");
  }
}

Thanks! --Qzekrom sig trans.gif Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 02:44, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

Python 3[edit source]


while 1:

print("In Soviet Russia, infinity loops you!")

--Mocha2007andcoco

I believe you should refer to Chronic flashback syndrome[edit source]

It uses a technique that causes it to go on and on. Likewise, I believe that this article should repeat itself too. Sorry if this message doesn't make too much sense. The computer I'm on right now is really slow. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:07, July 31, 2012 (UTC)